discworldquotes: “It seemed to be a chronic disease. It was as if even the most intelligent person.

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discworldquotes:

“It seemed to be a chronic disease. It was as if even the most intelligent person had this little blank spot in their heads where someone had written: ‘Kings. What a good idea.’ Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees.”

— Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

discworldquotes: “Igneous, despite giving the appearance of not being able to count beyond ten...

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discworldquotes:

“Igneous, despite giving the appearance of not being able to count beyond ten without ripping off someone else’s arm, and having an intimate involvement in the city’s complex hierarchy of crime, was known to pay his bills. If you were going to be successful in the world of crime, you needed a reputation for honesty.”

— Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay